January 2012
1 post
“My soul is starving for a hug. Fuck this noise, I’m going to the library.”
– Q (via putyourshadeson)
October 2011
1 post
Just came from time machine store. Bought one on lay away. Paid with postdated check. Suckers!
September 2011
2 posts
I was messing around with Garage Band this...
July 2011
3 posts
BIll Morrissey 1951-2011
BIll Morrissey 1951-2011 “Alcoholism and depression ain’t for sissies. Bill, may you rest in peace, find a little laughter up there with your musical pals, and know that you fought the good fight.”
WatchThis is how surrealist avant garde artists say “I love you.”
Kickball
“I think the town made kickball illegal.”
-A bartender
June 2011
1 post
Favorite punchline # 46
“The store was busy. We sold three dildos and a thermos”
May 2011
5 posts
pita chip-ina?
I was eating a bag of pita chips and,heavens to betsy, I picked one out that looked kind of like a vagina! I was gonna take a picture of it and post it online. But I thought that would be kind of like borderline food porn. And that would be wrong. So I just ate it.
WatchWhen I think of Punk Rock I think of rebellion. I think of going against the grain. I think of people not giving a rats ass what anyone else thinks. Punk rock sees the world and life and doesn’t so much hate it as some would think, but rather loves it so much that they want it to be better. So they challenge it and try to kick it into shape. A punk embraces his or her ideals of how great...
April 2011
1 post
February 2011
4 posts
Discovered it is possible to fall asleep while reading OUT LOUD. My 3 year old seemed not to notice and somehow the Horton pages got turned.
“@SteveMartinToGo: Every time I’ve emailed a shirtless photo of myself the response was “unsubscribe.””
“@SteveMartinToGo: AOL bought the Huffington Post. To celebrate everybody gets a disk good for a free month of dial-up.”
” It’s a double rainbow in the dark. A double rainbow in the dark.”
-Ronnie James Dio meets YouTube
January 2011
3 posts
red dragon
December 2010
1 post
Watchfor a friend
November 2010
3 posts
Great excerpt from the audiobook “I Never...
October 2010
9 posts
Ultimate last line in a breakup letter
“So, I wish you well. And if in the future you’re ever applying for the job of whore…feel free to use me as a reference.”
Psalms 203:8
“Taste and see the goodness of the Lord. Though he be gamey, behold, he tasteth like chicken.”
Title: M.O.B. (Mind Your Own Business)
-William...
Can’t remember if it was Mother Theresa or Jay Z that said it….But uhm hell yeah.
“Got some dirt on my shoulder.
Could you brush it off for me.”
Billy Collins
“The First Dream”
...
“So long bitches!”
-First Chilean Miner to coworkers as he is hauled to surface
Promise.
WatchMy favorite scene from Extras that involves a pen.
Perfect comic timing. Genius. Hilarious.
An Important Message from Ellen About Bullying -... →
September 2010
10 posts
My street
On my street
The fluorescent-vested worker is swinging a big hammer.
Breaking up the ground with some kind of chisel.
It’s in time and rhythmic. It’s working.
Like a lovers muffled hearbeat.
When I first heard it I mistook it for a distant train.
A train so far away
that I’m still not sure if it’s arriving or left.
I’m telling you this
because
I hope and I...
Megachurch pastor accused of luring young men into sexual relationships: “I will fight this like David fought Goliath.”
Nice analogy pastor. Question: After David defeated Goliath didn’t he go to be with his best friend, a young boy/man named Jonathan. (I bet Jonathan insisted on being called Jonathan and NOT Jon) And then after hangin out with Jonathan in a cave writing and...
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“We accept the love we think we deserve.”
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower”
“Fade into the dirty silver of an old...