Just came from time machine store. Bought one on lay away. Paid with postdated check. Suckers!
Just sit there and stare
"My soul is starving for a hug. Fuck this noise, I’m going to the library."
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I was messing around with Garage Band this morning and I decided to record a piece I wrote a while back titled “BB Gun.”
This is a one take “demo” recording and a rough draft. Complete with dog whine and bark in background toward the end. But it’s always fun to let others into the process.
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Terrific!
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BIll Morrissey 1951-2011
BIll Morrissey 1951-2011
“Alcoholism and depression ain’t for sissies. Bill, may you rest in peace, find a little laughter up there with your musical pals, and know that you fought the good fight.”
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This is how surrealist avant garde artists say “I love you.”
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Kickball
“I think the town made kickball illegal.” -A bartender
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Favorite punchline # 46
“The store was busy. We sold three dildos and a thermos”
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I was just up reading and grading papers. Thought I’d share.
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pita chip-ina?
I was eating a bag of pita chips and,heavens to betsy, I picked one out that looked kind of like a vagina! I was gonna take a picture of it and post it online.
But I thought that would be kind of like borderline food porn.
And that would be wrong.
So I just ate it.
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