Just came from time machine store. Bought one on lay away. Paid with postdated check. Suckers!
BIll Morrissey 1951-2011
"Alcoholism and depression ain’t for sissies. Bill, may you rest in peace, find a little laughter up there with your musical pals, and know that you fought the good fight."
"I think the town made kickball illegal." -A bartender
"The store was busy. We sold three dildos and a thermos"
I was eating a bag of pita chips and,heavens to betsy, I picked one out that looked kind of like a vagina! I was gonna take a picture of it and post it online.
But I thought that would be kind of like borderline food porn.
And that would be wrong.
So I just ate it.